FRIENDZ

Friends
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Best Friends!!!! 1. A friend will keep your secrets, but a true friend will help you hide the bodies 2. A friend will bake you cupcakes on your birthday, but a true friend will smash them in your face and run away. 3. A good friend will comfort you when your boy friend breaks up with you; a best friend will say ""Suck it up!"" 4. A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the rain. But a best friend would take yours and say ""Run moron, run!"" 5. Friend: noun; a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw that that makes sleepin g with them totally unappealing. 6. A friend is someone who would stand outside your door knocking goofy… But a best friend would run in and yell ""HONEY! I'm home!"" 7. A best friend is the kind of person who will break the silence at a funeral with ""KUNG POW CHICKEN!"" 8. A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your and still know something's wrong. 9. A friend would say, ""No, of coarse not!" when you ask, "Am I being annoying and obsessive?"" But a best friend would say, ""Chyeah, but I luv ya anyway.""